My New Job
Ok: it's high time Rachel Perry moved on to another job. She's cute, she's a real wiseacre; there's plenty of jobs for a girl on Maxim's list of 100 Hottest Women (whatever it is called) for the petite Canadian.
I want her job. I want to be the disembodied voice on every single VH1 show not voiced-over by that annoying British "Most Fabulous" guy. I want my purry little alto narrating the frolics and foibles of rock stars and other ridiculous celebrities. No disrespect intended, Rachel Perry, but it's my turn now and I will OWN it.
Come on VH1! I live in New York, I'm a freelancer with a lot of time on my hands, whaddya say? Just one shot, Coach, you'll see. Give me one chance and I'll knock it right out of the park.
posted by Trouble @ 2:23 PM
3 Comments:
Do you have a voice like this lady www.leonagraham.com?
She's a DJ on Virgin Radio and does voiceovers.
We're friends. Nothing more.
Hmmm, you live in NY, maybe you need to get in touch with some Jewish Mafia. hint hint.
you can be the next kennedy! and trouble is a great nickname for a vj. rock it, beaatch. see you tonight!
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