Thursday, June 22, 2006

My New Job

Ok: it's high time Rachel Perry moved on to another job. She's cute, she's a real wiseacre; there's plenty of jobs for a girl on Maxim's list of 100 Hottest Women (whatever it is called) for the petite Canadian.

I want her job. I want to be the disembodied voice on every single VH1 show not voiced-over by that annoying British "Most Fabulous" guy. I want my purry little alto narrating the frolics and foibles of rock stars and other ridiculous celebrities. No disrespect intended, Rachel Perry, but it's my turn now and I will OWN it.

Come on VH1! I live in New York, I'm a freelancer with a lot of time on my hands, whaddya say? Just one shot, Coach, you'll see. Give me one chance and I'll knock it right out of the park.


Blogger marty said...

Do you have a voice like this lady

She's a DJ on Virgin Radio and does voiceovers.

We're friends. Nothing more.

9:06 PM  
Blogger Star, The one and only said...

If you get hired by VH1, just remember a certain Karaoke DJ who is always looking for work...hint hint hint...take care, sorry i had to be the bearer of bad news but hey, thats life kid.

3:17 AM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

Hmmm, you live in NY, maybe you need to get in touch with some Jewish Mafia. hint hint.

4:37 AM  
Blogger Bobulah said...

you can be the next kennedy! and trouble is a great nickname for a vj. rock it, beaatch. see you tonight!

7:46 AM  

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