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Top 10 signs your Mideast Crisis reporter doesn't have a clue:
10. He’s reporting from Lebanon, Pennsylvania
9. Keeps confusing Al Aqsa with Al Bundy
8. Calls Hezbollah “freedom fighters”
7. Thought the MidEast was just a tough college basketball conference
6. Starts interview with insane Syrian ambassador: “For the record, I loved Syriana”
5. Signature sign off: ”Stay Classy, Osama”
4. Wears a shaitel, full modest dress in order to “fit in” when interviewing Israelis on Tel Aviv beach
3. Concludes Israeli bomb shelter report with, “No sign of Baby Suri here, Bob”
2. He’s wearing a ”Bull-Shiite” t-shirt
1. Sees a clear difference between Hezbollah & Al Quaeda
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posted by Trouble @ 2:34 PM
4 Comments:
#3 made me choke on my coffee - thanks a lot!!!
Very funny.
LOL...Update on #2:
"If you don't swear allegiance to Osama, you don't know Shiite!"
:D
hey, troub, didn't you know that lebanon, pa is the apex of all middle east turmoil. oh wait, that's lebanon, the country. nevermind.
oh wait, that's what they meant by that. i didn't connect that. hehe . i feel dumb. call you later!
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