Egads.

So here I am, preparing to go to the (rainy) beach for a summers-end vacation and researching my review of Paris Hilton's debut CD Paris.

Snicker all you like, but that's exactly what I was doing. In the interest of full disclosure I will admit to not actually buying the CD, but listening to snippets of songs from it on the internet instead. Really, that's all anyone should be asked to endure.

I was a-ready with haw-haws like, "vocal layering like a digital baklava", and "music as thin and insipid as the artist herself", when I found this, already brilliantly written.

Enjoy!