Bush League

Billy "Access Hollywood" Bush was a presenter at the Emmys. He was awkward, stupid, and wholly deserving of the mocking he got from man-whore Jeremy Piven. Billy Bush is a douchebag, just like his first cousin, George W. Bush. When will the handing out of choice jobs to Bush family members end? Next we'll see little Barbara appointed Ambassador to Spain, with an official residence in Ibiza. "Tee Hee! Omigod, I love this song! Let's dance, yo!" "Miss Bush, the committee awaits your answer to the councilman's query." "Shhh! This is my jam!"

Bush family members' job highlights:

*Became heavily embroiled in the S&L Scandal of the 1980s
*Turned the C.I.A. into the hopelessly corrupt bureaucracy it is today
*Exchanged arms and military support to vicious dictatorship for a poll-boosting hostage release
*Allowed the Saudi royal family to direct American national policy
*Twice went to war over spurious and suspect reasons
*Wantonly spied on U.S. Citizens
*Rigged two national elections in a blatant and outrageous fashion
*Answered solely to Mid-East oil and gas sheiks (Screw the American people!)
*Got kids, cousins, mistresses, and political friends powerful jobs and appointments

If ever a rich family that should be forcibly sterilized, it's this one.

Allow me to point out that this isn't my "opinion". Not only is the above list factual, it barely scrapes the surface. Also, I'm not a Liberal, a Democrat, or a Conspiracy Theorist. I don't feel the President of the United States is above the law or absolved of scrutiny. George W. Bush will go down in history as the Worst President, I'm certain. All the hangers-on like Karl Rove, the Cheneys, Santorum, O'Reilly and the Coulternut will go down with him. Maybe you don't see it yet, but you will.

That last part is my opinion. But I'm right. Want a politico you can actually respect? There are up-and-comers you should get to know, like Barak Obama.

Meanwhile, Billy Bush is still a douchebag and needs to get off TV.