"I Wish I'd Never Met You"

"I wish I'd never met you," he said, holding my hand and gently kissing it, all gallant-like. I don't know that we technically ever did meet, we simply shared a table and some bawdy jokes with eight other people at karaoke. When I sang some Zep, he ambled on stage and pretended to be my groupie. "You're amazing," he continued, "and I'm happily married. I'm very sorry I met you."