Thursday, August 17, 2006

"I Wish I'd Never Met You"

"I wish I'd never met you," he said, holding my hand and gently kissing it, all gallant-like. I don't know that we technically ever did meet, we simply shared a table and some bawdy jokes with eight other people at karaoke. When I sang some Zep, he ambled on stage and pretended to be my groupie. "You're amazing," he continued, "and I'm happily married. I'm very sorry I met you."

7 Comments:

Blogger Tribble said...

Argh?

8:30 AM  
Blogger Bobulah said...

i think i know who you're talking about...

10:59 AM  
Blogger Tribble said...

Well, at least I know it wasn't Bob.

Although I think he might have said that to me at some point.

:P

11:24 AM  
Blogger Bobulah said...

yeah, because i'm so happily married.

and josh, some things you just don't need to say, lover. why ruin a beautiful thing like our love with words?

1:55 PM  
Blogger Trouble said...

Bob, when we get to the beach tomorrow, I'm feeding you to a shark.

4:00 PM  
Blogger Kmoney said...

You and Bob are going to beach without me?? Evil bitches.

4:35 PM  
Blogger Tribble said...

You and Bob are going to beach without me?? Evil bitches.

6:20 PM  

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