I Have Superpowers

Not long after being added to my blogroll:

--Snowbizzlebaby, a/k/a Mandy Stadtmiller was all over the news for being molested by Andy Dick.

--Tremble, a/k/a Todd Levin was featured in a New York magazine article about beards.

Ok, ok, so both are hard-working and talented comedians who earned their brush with fame on their own right, but dammit--I'm taking some credit and that's all there is to it.

Got a beef? Make a meatloaf.