House Party

Things I learned from Saturday night's Bobulah house party, where Superfly and I got our karaoke hosting on:

1. K-Money's chicken sammich recipe is awesome.
2. Thou Shalt Not Use the G.D. Words in This House, Trouble.
3. People who are drunk and high are easy to torment by hiding baggies and/or lighters.
4. No amount of coercing, badgering, or threats will get K-Money's sister to sing karaoke.
5. Despite being enormously drunk and high, Bobulah can sing the shit out of anything.
6. Basements are poorly ventilated, making contact highs easy to come by.
7. Bobulah's parents are either heavy sleepers or big fans of "Love Shack".
8. Bobulah's house is set in the movie "Children of the Corn".
9. White people cannot rap.
10. Dogs prefer to drink room-temperature Lager.

Sorry if you weren't invited to this one, hope to see you at upcoming events--we are also always alliteratively available for all your house party entertainment needs. Got karaoke?