Busted reading Gawker!

I know, I know. Honestly, I am so in the habit of loading and reloading Gawker during the day that I forgot I was stopping doing that. My bad.

Anyway! You MUST take a few minutes to watch this video. You don't know the people featured, because you aren't a hipster doofus. A significant percentage of the doofuses are trust fund fuckers with nothing better to do than start headband trends and to claim to have liked the Artic Monkeys long before your dumb ass. Ye Gods.