Thursday, May 25, 2006


I was so busy being crippled, I didn't notice my beloved Philadelphia Eagles 5th Round Draft choice: Hunkiest Olympian/NFL kicker EVER!!!! OMG! OMG!

I know I'm a pig--he's just a baby--but DAMN! He's an EAGLE now!

Let me be very clear: no one, not even Jeremy freakin' Bloom, can tear me away from my Superfly boyfriend. And yes, I know it's not exactly a pressing issue for Jeremy Bloom.

That aside, I thought we (the Eagles) need WR and RB, not kickers. Oh, well. What's important here is not eye candy; it's strengthening the Eagles offense and improving team morale. I'd say the Eagles Cheerleaders morale has improved tremendously since Bloom's signing!

Hubba Hubba!


Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

The Philadelphia Eagles?

The guys who couldn't clench a championship if their lives depended on it? Who tank at the most important moments EVER?

Oh right, THOSE guys ;-)

2:53 PM  
Blogger Trouble said...

Listen here, LB the Cowboys fan, your team is now saddled with T.O., so nyah nyah!

3:58 PM  
Blogger Leave It To Cleavage said...

I was just about to post a comment that said, Hubba Hubba and then I saw the end of your post. He's hot. Woo. I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight.

6:48 PM  

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