OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
I was so busy being crippled, I didn't notice my beloved Philadelphia Eagles 5th Round Draft choice: Hunkiest Olympian/NFL kicker EVER!!!! OMG! OMG!
I know I'm a pig--he's just a baby--but DAMN! He's an EAGLE now!
Let me be very clear: no one, not even Jeremy freakin' Bloom, can tear me away from my Superfly boyfriend. And yes, I know it's not exactly a pressing issue for Jeremy Bloom.
That aside, I thought we (the Eagles) need WR and RB, not kickers. Oh, well. What's important here is not eye candy; it's strengthening the Eagles offense and improving team morale. I'd say the Eagles Cheerleaders morale has improved tremendously since Bloom's signing!
Hubba Hubba!
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The Philadelphia Eagles?
The guys who couldn't clench a championship if their lives depended on it? Who tank at the most important moments EVER?
Oh right, THOSE guys ;-)
Listen here, LB the Cowboys fan, your team is now saddled with T.O., so nyah nyah!
I was just about to post a comment that said, Hubba Hubba and then I saw the end of your post. He's hot. Woo. I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight.
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