And They are all Batshit Bitches!

* There are 217,477 people in the U.S. with the first name Michele.
* Statistically the 294th most popular first name. (tied with 3 other first names)
* Although it is a version of the male name Michael, more than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Michele are female.

Proof of bat-shittedness:

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, who is a gay-bashing, Bush-humping, freaky fostermother and right-wing Christian SS goon. Why, there is a whole blog devoted to bashing her! And Wikipedia has some things to say about her, too. She kinda makes the Coulternut look a little more reasonable!

This post is inspired by Her Slothfulness, who posted about her belief that every girl named Stacy/Stacey/Stacie was a skank ho bitch.

It is my contention that all Michele/Michelle ladies are likewise deadly she-beasts. I would give you irrefutable proof, in the form of actual succubi I know in real life named Michele, but that would upset Superfly. Just take my word for it, ok?

And if you are named thusly and feel offended, take it out on your parents.