Monday, October 01, 2007

Pout for Me Baby, C'mon, Work It.

1. Not only did my beloved Philadelphia Eagles lose to the meathead Giants, McNabb was sacked a record 20 times. Painful.

2. I've been trying to work my way into Jalopnik for more than a year — they REALLY need some estrogen up in that bitch — and now they've hired some chick with less experience than me but younger. And she's probably slobbing some knobs over there, but maybe I'm just motherfucking bitter! [UPDATE: Said strumpet is overstating her professional experience just a scoonch! Good thing no one reads my stupid blog or I might hurt feelings or something.]

3. Another person said I look like Tina Fey. I look nothing like Tina Fey. Tina=brunette, brown eyes, thin, proportioned frame. Trouble=redhead, blue eyes, huge tits and chicken legs. We do, however, wear the same kind of glasses.

On the upside! I'm going to Las Vegas for Halloween (SEMA auto show) and I got a fabulous new haircut. The best damn stylist in Denver cut 10" of hair off my head and shaped it into something he described as, "less hippy chick". That's a relief.

I look a little like the photo above.

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Blogger marty said...

I don't think the picture does you justice. Where are the glasses?

4:09 PM  
Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

Is it time for Mr. McNabb to perhaps retire?

*runs away from Trubs wrath*


8:06 AM  
Blogger Kmoney said...

No worries, it will get turned around after the bye week. 6 players with a combined 13 pro bowls played will all be healthy again when we play the J-E-T-S suck, suck, suck!

1:57 PM  

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