I Need A Vacation
Out of my mind today, please call back later or leave a message.
posted by Trouble @ 9:55 AM
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6 Comments:
A vacation, silly.
Beep. I suggest that you take one. Beep.
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Hi, sorry we missed you, this message is for Trubbbs, (Tribbs too).
You have been chosen to drive down to Florida in one of our many older model sedans to view 24 hours of timesharing video.
There is no need to put you up in a hotel although we have arranged it so that you may relieve yourself and splash your face when necessary in one of the lobby bathrooms (of course, within the five minute allowance).
Once the viewing is over feel free to sneak into one of our many occupied conference rooms and grab a drink, but remember it is highly recommend you get back on the road as soon as possible in order to return the vehicle before the extra mileage/daily usage charge kicks in.
And please whatever you do, enjoy your vacation prize, and thank you for entering our contest.
Miss Trubs - You need a vacation!!! Might I suggest a tropical island with Tribble and Raoul the Cabana boy standing by to take care of your needs?
LB, you'd loan me Raoul? How incredibly generous! I do know it's your scheduled time with him, so I appreciate the gesture.
Since tribble is being cranky, Raoul and I may just forget about bringing him along. Heh.
Hi Paul! Can't I just sign up for the online version of this paper?
Normal, I hear it's a good time of year to visit Hawaii and/or the Virgin Islands
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