Avian Flu Pandemic
Remind me not to watch Oprah. I am officially scared shitless of the damned bird flu.
Remind me not to watch Oprah. I am officially scared shitless of the damned bird flu.
First, a disclaimer: I do not consider myself a conspiracy theorist, nor do I hold much stock in political activism. That said, I am interested--as a dilettante--in politics. I'm fond of causes, and you'll be hard pressed to find someone more passionate about whatever it is, once I get behind an idea. I don't belong to any political party or indentify myself in any particular way with the current government, nor do I seek to profit by being against it.
I was so busy being crippled, I didn't notice my beloved Philadelphia Eagles 5th Round Draft choice: Hunkiest Olympian/NFL kicker EVER!!!! OMG! OMG!
Because I am nothing if not helpful:
It's over. So yesterday. Anyone who cherishes their self-proclaimed or accused snarkiness might as well be wearing acid-wash jeans.
Some people I know have a strained relationship with their mother (I certainly do). The lucky others count their mothers among their closest friends. Nothing in life has made me feel more gypped, jealous, and sorry for myself as my pitiful excuse for a relationship with my mother. She sent me an e-card today, full of flowery verse about how much she loves me and is proud of me. It made my blood run cold, knowing how false her sentiment and opposite her feelings for me. That can't bode well, eh?
Threw out my back and whoa, boy does it hurt like a motherfucker. Now bedridden at the family home in PA all I can do is whimper and moan. Mother Trouble's weekend will be a groovy psychedelic kaleidoscope of muscle relaxers and painkillers. Mother's Day will likely be spent abed, sedated and drooling.
In creative writing classes your teacher tells you everyone has a voice, a singular vision to share with the world through its glorious expression;
...because some guys I knew in high school are in a local band that's huge in Germany, and they look the same only puffier.
Courtesy Erika Brown in Forbes, 10/02:
So far, Supe and I are only invited to one wedding this year. Miraculous, really, compared to other years. However, we are invited to a half-dozen wedding-related events, such as showers and bachelor/ette parties, and sorry-we-can't-invite-you-to-the-wedding-this-beer's-on-us bar parties.
Not even a special TV night of Idol, House, and Unan1mous; a festive viewing of "The Princess Bride" (Cary Elwes and "House"'s Jesse Martin--separated at birth?), and a half-dressed Superfly could assuage my disgust with rich people and fake writers with million-dollar book deals.
This whole "If she's from a wealthy family and goes to Harvard, obviously she can write bestsellers!" idea must be expunged from the minds of publishers, publishing agents, and associated riff raff.